noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
verb: to emit penile flatulence.
Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.
Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
verb: to emit penile flatulence.
Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.
Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly heef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005
1 A:what would ya like fer suppa,dweeb?
B:HEEF!!!!!!!!
2Wow,just lookin at yer fat,tender arms makes my mouth water for heef!
B:HEEF!!!!!!!!
2Wow,just lookin at yer fat,tender arms makes my mouth water for heef!
by ACkiddo110 December 02, 2006
by Brosti July 13, 2005
Present participle of heef.
"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.
Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.
Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.
Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.
Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up heefing at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005
Frustration attained from the stupidity of others. Either from them holding you up or screwing up something you did properly.
Alternative: Heefed up. Heefing. On the heefs.
Alternative: Heefed up. Heefing. On the heefs.
"Yo. The IT department took 3 hours to migrate my email account. I just rebooted and I STILL can't send messages. They giving me the heefs over here."
"Man, my girl got me heefed. I had all my stuff laid out like I like it and when I got home from work, she changed it all up."
"Man, my girl got me heefed. I had all my stuff laid out like I like it and when I got home from work, she changed it all up."
by kepjl20 September 21, 2011
a woman with a large intimidating frame and robust figure. There are many different varietys of a heef cofe all equally in charge. Most heef cofe could beat you at arm wrestling.
by Dannyboy88100 August 19, 2017