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Hect is when your so burnt you walk around looking like charcoal.

1. Being burnt
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"Rocky is so fucking HECT! i heard he had sex with his step sister"
"Yeah, and i heard he has had sex with a cripple, too!"
"THAT'S HECT!"
by Jayson harman December 07, 2007
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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