After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.

"What the hecking heck did you say to my face, hecker?"

guy:im gonna kill u xd *dies*
guy:heck
*BANNED*

John: Oh heck I just poured water on my homework
Cop: You will be fined $15,000, your court date will be on May 3rd if you don't pay it.
John goes to court
Judge: Sir, state your story
John: I spilt water on my homework and then I said heck
Judge: May you repeat what you've said
John: I said heck to show my story, I should be allowed to say heck in this scenario as heck is a key point in my story.
Judge: Guilty, you will be serving 3 years in prison with a bail of $125,000.

Jimbob: "yo Jimmy theres a creeper stay away "
Jimmy:*Tries to kill creeper with wooden sword*
Jimbob:"what the heck are you doing"
Jimbob:*Gets arrested and sentenced to life*

Heck you, you mother hecker.
Heck off you heck