An insult to Deaf people everywhere and to the Deaf community. For us its like the N-word. Impaired means a deficiency. There's nothing wrong with us. We can think, feel, and do anything hearing people can do.... except hear.
Frustrated Nurse: Sir, are you hearing impaired?

Deaf Patient:*punches nurse in throat*
by Deaf&Proud July 03, 2015
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Crazy, but not in an inherently bad way; a bit loopy or trippy. People who are hearing xylophones can be a lot of fun to hang out with.
No guys, I'm serious! I swear to god there was a blue light on the wall over there just a second ago.
Man, you're hearing xylophones.
by HoboAC November 12, 2007
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I have heard what you said and I agree with you
This expression is often used in the financial industry as an expression of agreement. One person will say, "Stocks are taking a beating today". The response would be "hearing youuuuuuu" (usually drawn out a bit for emphasis)
by SuperBowl October 10, 2007
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Something that happens as a result of pissing your significant other off. Usually a conversation where you get yelled at for no apparent reason.
Dave: Did you tell Lindsay you was going to the strip club?
Fred: No
Dave: Well, I kinda mentioned it when I was talking to her earlier.
Fred: Oh, thats nice, thanks man. Now im gonna Hear About It later.
by prOw October 25, 2007
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one of those things that the other half of the relationship has when you are trying to talk to them
Austin: Sometimes I just pretend like I understand what Becky is saying... it's easier that way ---

Becky: he gives me that blank stare and says nothing...as i wait for his response....and then says....oh..what? i didnt hear what u said....

selective hearing
by Austins Pookie March 08, 2010
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