by alterego April 13, 2005
Short for "heap of shit".
(I saw "heap" defined as a truck on this website, so I had to add this simple definition to distinguish between the two.)
(I saw "heap" defined as a truck on this website, so I had to add this simple definition to distinguish between the two.)
After a night of drinking, a random text conversation between two friends...
Friend 1 (01:19am): "Wanna fly to OKC?"
Friend 2 (03:28am): "Heap"
Friend 2 (11:36am): "WTF is heap hahaha"
Friend 1 (11:37am): "Hahahha. No f-in idea"
Friend 2 (11:38am): "I'm guessing heap of shit"
Friend 1 (01:19am): "Wanna fly to OKC?"
Friend 2 (03:28am): "Heap"
Friend 2 (11:36am): "WTF is heap hahaha"
Friend 1 (11:37am): "Hahahha. No f-in idea"
Friend 2 (11:38am): "I'm guessing heap of shit"
by Malaka Flocka May 16, 2011
by SnasAttack July 30, 2003
The trucks you will find lined up in any Wisconsin parking lot. The owners will usually be conversing in a circle with booze and tobacco.
by nickelbabe October 15, 2006
1. noun/adjective
-"What a heap!"
2. -"I need to heap" or "I just took a heap"
-"My teacher heaped when I was late"
-"What a heap!"
2. -"I need to heap" or "I just took a heap"
-"My teacher heaped when I was late"
by nomad April 30, 2004
'The Heap' or 'Heap' refers to a car which is falling apart in nearly everyway possible, disliked by its owner on large scale, and quite often the owner will have been completely conned and waste alot of money hopelessly trying to save the heap
Owner: "just been for a drive in the heap, it stalled 3 times, then i had to get towed home"
Friend: "Woah, that really is a heap mate"
Friend: "Woah, that really is a heap mate"
by one_of_lewis's_friends June 14, 2008
They fired the 40x54mm High Explosive Armour Piercing round into the vehicle blowing it up instantly
by Kalashnikov June 01, 2003
Apr 23 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

