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a. an insult used to describe something or someone stupid.
That song is heap.

Deege is heap.
by alterego April 13, 2005
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Short for "heap of shit".

(I saw "heap" defined as a truck on this website, so I had to add this simple definition to distinguish between the two.)
After a night of drinking, a random text conversation between two friends...

Friend 1 (01:19am): "Wanna fly to OKC?"
Friend 2 (03:28am): "Heap"
Friend 2 (11:36am): "WTF is heap hahaha"
Friend 1 (11:37am): "Hahahha. No f-in idea"
Friend 2 (11:38am): "I'm guessing heap of shit"
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a. terrible, not good at all

not an acronym like the dipshit before...
your clothes are heap
by SnasAttack July 30, 2003
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The trucks you will find lined up in any Wisconsin parking lot. The owners will usually be conversing in a circle with booze and tobacco.
I'm so glad i don't have a heap!
by nickelbabe October 15, 2006
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1. noun/adjective
-Heap of shit
2. verb
-When someone takes a shit
-When someone get's pissed off
1. noun/adjective
-"What a heap!"
2. -"I need to heap" or "I just took a heap"
-"My teacher heaped when I was late"
by nomad April 30, 2004
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'The Heap' or 'Heap' refers to a car which is falling apart in nearly everyway possible, disliked by its owner on large scale, and quite often the owner will have been completely conned and waste alot of money hopelessly trying to save the heap
Owner: "just been for a drive in the heap, it stalled 3 times, then i had to get towed home"

Friend: "Woah, that really is a heap mate"
by one_of_lewis's_friends June 14, 2008
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They fired the 40x54mm High Explosive Armour Piercing round into the vehicle blowing it up instantly
by Kalashnikov June 01, 2003
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