May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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the sucking of ones penis til it explodes
lick it up and wont and dont forget the balls...and put your lips firmly around it (no teeth) grasp it with your right hand and move up and down with your mouth and hand going faster and faster and harder and faster...the swollow
by Anonymous November 03, 2003
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something ur boyfreinds says when drunk

a mix between head, and handjob

use it when ur drunk and ur confused about what u want ur girlfreind to preform upon u so u can confuse them...
"ill give you a kiss"

*slurs* "how bout a headjob?"
by smileingisgoodfordrunks June 27, 2010
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1.) To be at the top of your career, a prime leading example, exquisite and talented in what you do, looked up to by many and always spoken to respectfully. Highly regarded.

2.) To have someone gag on your sausage
"look he wants that headjob so badly"
"he'll have to give one to get it"

It was a mistake to give John Howard a headjob
by rainey06au August 02, 2005
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A head-job is a quickie jack-off that a guy does when he stands at a urinal and jacks off.
Sometimes, between classes, I just have to give myself a head-job!
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by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
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