Urban Dictionary: head job

Top definition

head job

Oral sex.

She gave me a head job.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

Get a head job mug for your Aunt Riley.

May 17 Word of the Day

sonder

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.

by rednos January 10, 2013

Get a sonder mug for your guy Bob.

headjob

the sucking of ones penis til it explodes

lick it up and wont and dont forget the balls...and put your lips firmly around it (no teeth) grasp it with your right hand and move up and down with your mouth and hand going faster and faster and harder and faster...the swollow

by Anonymous November 03, 2003

Get the headjob neck gaiter and mug.

headjob

Sucking a penis fellatio

im going to give him a headjob

by th November 02, 2003

Get a headjob mug for your cousin Yasemin.

headjob

something ur boyfreinds says when drunk

a mix between head, and handjob

use it when ur drunk and ur confused about what u want ur girlfreind to preform upon u so u can confuse them...

"ill give you a kiss"

*slurs* "how bout a headjob?"

by smileingisgoodfordrunks June 27, 2010

Get a headjob mug for your daughter-in-law Jovana.

headjob

1.) To be at the top of your career, a prime leading example, exquisite and talented in what you do, looked up to by many and always spoken to respectfully. Highly regarded.

2.) To have someone gag on your sausage

"look he wants that headjob so badly"
"he'll have to give one to get it"

It was a mistake to give John Howard a headjob

by rainey06au August 02, 2005