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When a male's member is so large that it can be bent downward and inserted into his own anus.
"You know what? Fuck you and your shitty East Bay friends. You all can sit around HAYWARD HORSESHOEING yourselves; I'll be in SF."
by malconsidine February 03, 2006
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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