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nickname for Patrick Danahy aka the worlds meanest soap box derby racer. One time he ran into a haystack. bam. he is epic.
Yo haystacks wanna bake?

Haystacks, wanna come over and paint my car in Aztec Orange for four weeks?
by calisurferbabe89 June 19, 2010
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When a man or woman's ass hair is so unruly and long that it tangles and prevents penetration or pooping.
You should've seen Wyatt's haystack last night. My dick got tangled in it.
by Seamypick July 11, 2016
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a stack of hay dnt be silly with all your CA and shite
i shat on a haystack
by rachel January 23, 2005
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Famous CS player who is known as the best in the world. Also can be used as an adjective.
Haystack is the greatest player in the world. or How he is haystacking all over the play. He haystacked me across the map.
by Phil January 15, 2005
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Ben Hanscom from the book "It" by Stephen King. He's called "haystack" by his friends because he's fat.
Ben "Haystack" wears sweatshirts to hide his tuh-hits.
by we all float down here August 18, 2005
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