This is a band that is probably the best not a fuckin joke its A+++++++ buy their cd silence in black and white
wow hawthorne heights rules...NO SHIT WHAT DID I FUCKIN TELL U...sorry man i didnt believe u until i got off my fuckin ass and bought their cd...ROCK ON!!!!!
by Mark March 31, 2005
are you kidding me? Hawthorne heights is quite possibly the greatest emo band of all time!(except for AFI, or ahh i dont know, i love em all!) there is just so much to say about them i dont know where to sart. OMG JT Woodruff and Casey Calvert are so freakin hott its unbelievible!
Most known songs by hawthorne heights:
1. nikki f.m
2. saying sorry
3. ohio is for lovers
4. desolve and decay
by ashley t July 20, 2006
A perfect example of how irrelevant talent is to fame these days.
Hawthorne Heights' guitar, bass, and drum playing are so simple that I was able to learn all three of the parts to Ohio is for Lovers after listening to the song three times, and I'm not even that great of a guitar bass or drum player. Plus, their singing and screaming sounds exactly like the fifty thousand other bands that they are similar (or should I say, identical) to.
by TSM June 16, 2006
There once was a genre called "boyband". This genre ruled the land, competing with the best of the rap and the rock scene for the number one spot on the billboards. However, the reign of the boyband was soon cut short, as all of their avid listeners found out through the grapevine that at least one member of every boyband was a homosexual. Thus, the boyband faded into obscurity, and was never heard from again. Until now.

Hawthorne Heights and every other band that sounds like Hawthorne Heights (the entire modern "rock" scene)is basically just a new iteration of the boyband. Some record producer decided to put a guitar in each of their hands and let them write their own lyrics, which consists of crying over girlfriends that dumped them their sophomore year of high school. These angsty retro-boybands make me want to go on a baby-punching tangent, with their inane songs about minor, pre-adulthood grievances, and the band members trying to look soulful on every damned album cover and on the front of every damned teeny-bop magazine.

Stop crying in your music, or I'll rip off your twiggy little goth-emo arms and give you a vicious gouging with your own black fingernails. That'll sure as hell give you spineless pricks something to cry about.
Fuck Hawthorne Heights. Hawthorne Heights sucks.

Listen to Korn, or Slipknot, or.....actually, just kill yourselves. For real this time.
by Wes and Vin August 27, 2005
hawthorne heights is an fukin rad band.. not very well known but deserve to be.. its emo!!! but it is also screamo...
listen to this band if you like bands like taking back sunday or thursday.. more hardcore than those 2.. but still really sweet and emotional
by Emo_kid October 15, 2004
Hawthorne Heights- Simply the krunkest emo band ever. Here, in Louisiana, country music is the standard, but emo is slowly catching up. In the South, emo is either krunk or gay. Most of the people here would rather listen to the oldest country song or the stupidest rap song before the Hawthorne Heights. They judge them by their clothes and hair. The "Good Ole South", known for judging people for being different. I know this for a fact, considering that I am a black person. Yeah, a black guy listening to emo. So to all you city folk, much love and let there be emo!
The Hawthorne Heights fit into the same category as PANIC! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, and Coheed And Cambria.
by Jaworski Jack May 18, 2006
instead of defining this piece of shit sometimes called a band. ill do a favor for you and sum up all their lyrics.
*ohio iz 4 luvers playing*
Leroy: Damn, what the fuck is that shit.
Emo kid: shut up porch monkey hawthorne heights stuff makes me cry
Leroy: No, fuck you cracker. your emo music sucks and i wish MCR had died in that car crash *caps*
(i have no problem with black people, i apologize for the sterotype, thought it might add to the humor)
by wewillrockyou August 13, 2006