When two hawks are in a telephone booth together.

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

Something that is simultaneously hot and awkward. Why spend the time saying "I find this situation is both hot and awkward?" When you could just say "This is hawkward." Or better yet, just pause and say "Hawkward!"

When something is hot, in a sexual way, while being awkward too.

Hawkward (adj.)
The state of being so awkward that you want to fly out of the situation, just like a hawk...

A term used to describe relationships, usually of a sexual or intimate nature, between a human male, or female, and a bird of prey, gender unimportant.

When the Hawkman makes something "Awkward"

Something awkward and uncomfortable; a variation of the awkward turtle. When something hawkward occurs, bend your elbows up at your sides and flap your hands.