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A condition which leaves you paralyzed and talking like a speak and spell.
Man did you hear about bill?

Yeah, hes got hawkinsons after that car crash
by ridekb99 November 15, 2014
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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n(1). An out of work actor scrapping to get by.

n(2). Of or pertaining to the vagina or anus.

v. The action of ejaculation or fecal excretion
So I was doing her in the Hawkinson, and just before I finished, I pulled out and Hawkinsoned all over her face.
by nycnycnycnyc September 20, 2010
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