by carr October 23, 2005
Someone who spends the majority of their time at important meetings creating memes instead of doing useful work. Known to later ask for all of the meeting specifics minutes to the deadline to complete the task at hand.
Man, I really hope we don't get a hawkins in our group, or we'll never make our deadlines.
Eric over there can be a real hawkins. He's always on that Urban Dictionary making image macros.
Eric over there can be a real hawkins. He's always on that Urban Dictionary making image macros.
by computerscientits April 03, 2017
by [mjuzIk] is love July 04, 2011
putting ur erect penis between a persons bum cheeks and then wanking yourself off, eventually spunking on their back
ben did the hawkins on her last night
by tom aka pokemon king November 06, 2007
Taking a dump at your new girlfriends place & it really stinks.
Person 1.
'how did your date go'
Person 2
'bad mate, proper hawkins'
Person 1
'what happened'
Person 2
'I went to kiss her & farted - it stank'
Person 1.
'how did your date go'
Person 2
'bad mate, proper hawkins'
Person 1
'what happened'
Person 2
'I went to kiss her & farted - it stank'
by Maguire68 August 10, 2012
by jesus-fucking-christ August 14, 2010