Urban Dictionary: have to

That's a damn lie. Not true.

Over exaggeration

Me: I've eaten more dank pussy than you ever have in your grandmothers life time grandmother fucker.

Friend: the hell you have! you pussy ass bitch ass grandmother fuckin head ass cunt bag!

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What is something that I don't have?

Love

Me: What is something that I don't have? I wonder
My head: LOVE

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when i don't have time

opposite of "when i have time"

when i don't have time i usually do some work

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when i have time

Synonym for 'never'

Person 1: Are you ever going to help me with my homework?
Me: When i have time

by Peddebol June 29, 2017

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when you have the power to vote 100%

the single most annoying comment in youtube poll comment sections. please stop writing them, you get nothing out of this other than flooding comment sections

comment: when you have the power to vote 100% feels so good
reply: why did you take your time to write this

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who should have never been born

gingers

who should have never been born : gingers

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Why does bok choy have so many pimples

Why does my friend bok choy have skin diseases?

why does bok choy have pimples

Pimplepuff girls

Boy 1: Ew have u seen bok choy
Girl 2: Ew she looks like johnny sins from the back

Girl 1: exactly her head has pimples and she has blackheads on her coochie meow meow
"why is bok choy a pimplepuff girl"
Why does bok choy have so many pimples

by Bok choy's skin diseases July 18, 2021

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