hounted house - place you go to get the shit scared out of you for a small fee

During Halloween times, people love to look at haunted houses and spooky things.

Haunted Houses are believed to have spirits and ghosts haunting them, trying to scare the shit out of unsuspected people.

A lot of times, these houses are really old and the spirits have been haunting them for a long time.

House with lots of scary things like zombies, vampires, ghosts, skeletons, and screamers.

a place where couples go to make out

During the act of intercourse with a man using a condom, after ejactulating, removes his member from the condom with the condom remaining in ther person. The condom thus representing the ghost of the haunted house.

A girl who previously had an abortion

The act of masterbating in your own hands to form a puddle of sticky baby batter in your palm. The individual then smacks his hands together in an aggressive manner. Then slowly release the hands in an equal and outward motion creating a spiderweb effect between your hands. Finally, shove your own face or an preferably any unsuspecting victims face into the strings of sticky mess. The desired effect should feel eerily similar to that of walking into spiderwebs inside of a haunted house.