A gentle giant who will rape a vape, devoted to deleting nangs and will sink the piss with boys and girls alike.
Dude: Did u heard about haumaa?

Haumaa's mom: Yeah he was railing lines and banging 9's
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Haumaa is a gentle giant who will put others before himself and not really complain about anything even tho he will consume any nangs handed to him and rip what ever vape he can get his hands on. Plus he's a fucking funny guy
Yo did u see haumaa behind the shed helping Ron while ripping da vape and breathing nangs.

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