haul ass

To move much quicker than the normal pace

General: How far is Delta Company from the crash site?
Soldier: 8 blocks, sir.
General: We need to haul ass!

by Ryan "Homie G" May 30, 2005

Keel Hauled

A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.

The Ships Bosan's Mate is going to be keel hauled by the Captain for stealin rum.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

haul-off

To suddenly (and often for no reason) start hitting someone about the head and arms.

It's not unusual for me to haul-off on someone sitting next to me.

by Giggie September 9, 2006

Hauling Bacon

Moving at a fast rate of speed > 25mph

Kevin was Hauling Bacon at Windham Ski Resort

by KevinLL December 23, 2014

Hauling Ass

Moving at a highly high speed.

"Ass, we're hauling ass." - Rat Race

by Highly Evolved May 22, 2006

MAC haul

when you go to the MAC store and get a lot of cute make-up sets, such as eyeshadows, eyeliners, and foundations.

MAC stands for makeup artist cosmetics

Woo-hoo I just got a MAC haul; time to go make myself look like a Diva!!

by QTpi1212 April 18, 2009

Hauling ass

A vehicle moving at an excessive speed or power with a medium to large payload. Possibly consisting of ass.

Jim the bus driver was sure hauling ass when he was late delivering the cheerleaders to the football game!

The Saturn V rocket was sure hauling ass when it launched it's six and a half million pounds off the launch pad.

by Boatman1912 April 14, 2015