This is a euphemism for the state in which someone is in need of a bowel movement, i.e. that feeling that you need to take a crap.

When you promptly attend events that give out free items and foods and also take extras with you so you can haul it home.

v. What occurs when two Jewish individuals meet on Jdate or similar dating website and decide to move in together after an inordinately short period of dating, much in the fashion of lesbians (see also to U-Haul).

The daycent way of saying beer run.

Getting his ashleys hauled : verb, past tense

To have engaged in discreet adulterous affair via dating site.

A long and arduous drive.

The family-friendly version of haul balls. To travel as fast as possible.