When a male pulls his scrotum up and over the head of his penis prior to becoming erect and displays the act to his sexual partner and shouts, “wear it as a hat”! The male then proceeds to become erect and have coitus.
Wear it as a hat- What are you doing with your penis? *proceeds to pull scrotum over head of penis* Wearing it as a hat of course!”
by Cletus42 August 03, 2020
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<p>A hacker employed by companies or governments in order to test their security</p>
They employed a white hat to do the job.
by 123Xminto September 10, 2017
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When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.
That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.
by haskdj November 14, 2011
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When you are taking a shit and jacking ofd at the same time.
My stomach hurt but I was horny as a motherfucker so bad I had to tilted hat that shit to feel better.
by Twodutchmary February 09, 2021
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1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."

2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"

Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."
by Howlingcaliper March 07, 2012
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When two women wear hats shaped like penises
Jen and Jamie thought they were being funny by toad hatting at work, now they just look like a couple of dicks.
by Paul Sanchez July 30, 2015
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