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mike: hey Alvin, why did you bolt that surfboard to the roof of your car?
Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter
Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter
by sandspit September 11, 2007
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Bob: I have a hat so i'm a hatter
Joe: kk
Joey: fnaf is a bunch of mediocre jumpscares
FNAF Fan: UMG UR SUCHA HATTERR.
Joe: kk
Joey: fnaf is a bunch of mediocre jumpscares
FNAF Fan: UMG UR SUCHA HATTERR.
by Gabbobler did nothing wrong February 13, 2015
3
A person whom everyone trusts with their secrets and can be anyone's friend and will help anyone out but will always be silently suffering will not talk about it.
carebear: wheres' hatter? i need his help?
mike: oh well you can tell me ill help
Cb: no the hatter is the one i trust
mike: oh well you can tell me ill help
Cb: no the hatter is the one i trust
by CareBear1310 October 28, 2010
5
A really old guy who drives a sedan about 15-20 MPH below the speed limit, and does so while wearing a fedora hat.
Every time I try to get somewhere in a hurry, I get stuck behind some hatter who can barely see over the steering wheel!
by Hot_East February 06, 2009