A guy who is seen wearing hats and never spotted without one, to the point where you're not really sure what the rest of the guy's head would look like in the absence of a hat.

A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."

a reoccurring character in the web comic xkcd. a self described classhole with an outstanding arrest record. always seen in a black top hat.

a person often seen wearing hats, a very talented artist, very smart and has a big dick also see bad mother fucker

a guy who walks around school with a hat on and his head down. he thinks he’s in the flaxxies but he isn’t and also he is big botman