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Refers to people who are so fucking narcissistic that they hashtag every element of every selfie/photo/status update they post ANYWHERE. The hashtags are totally pointless, annoying as fuck and make you want to punch a wall.
Sarah: "Just took a pic of this dandelion. Should I put my water bottle in front of it so it looks more natural? And sit them on my book? Then hashtag myself, my website, my unborn children and all my qualities?"
Matt: "no you hashtagfuckwit".
Matt: "no you hashtagfuckwit".
by ipscontinues June 01, 2016
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018