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A person who excessively uses hash tags in everything they do. Also someone who uses hash tags that are a paragraph long.
"omg Bethanne I just had the most delish bologna sandwich! I've gotta post about it!". Status update: I ate a bologna sandwich so much yum! #delish #socks #mayoattacktothemax #bread #nomnomnom #pig #beef #horse #fowl #mybolognahasafirstnameitsoscarmybolognahasasecondnameitsmayerilovetoeatiteverydayandifyouaskmewhyisay #yum #pink #meat #pinkmeat #meatpink #meetcute #hashtag
"Wow Bridgette-Jo you're such a hashtag abuser"
"Wow Bridgette-Jo you're such a hashtag abuser"
by I'm_relevant August 03, 2014
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Hashtag abuser: Omg just ordered a large frappucino #yolo #beverage #drink #swag #ilikecoffee #rtifyoudoto #yayfordrinks
by xbox_bash August 03, 2014
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A person who abuses the use of hashtags, typically on social media, either without proper understanding of its meaning, or just purely spamming of hashtags.
Spiderman uses so many hastags in his instagram posts, he's such a hashtag abuser. #ootd #yolo #swag #hastag #abuse #random #sexy #spiderman #web #shooter #gwendied #sad #imissher #wooooooooooooooooooooo #taghash #thighgap #anorexia #comics #marvel #Disney #sucks #YAY
by KHORBS August 03, 2014
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One who uses hashtags excessively or creates hashtags incorrectly by using a series of words that would not like be used by anyone other than that person
by pseu_DAY_nym August 03, 2014
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When you overuse the hashtag symbol, especially on non-Twitter/Instagram apps. Includes having more hashtags than words in your post, adding the prefix "insta" to everything, tagging things that aren't really related, and making hashtags longer than sentences.
FB post: Staffing the ambo today, looking forward to a great shift. #ems #fire #firedepartment #fireandrescue #instafire #instafirerescue #instagood #crossfit #hangingwiththecrew #workinghard #idonthatemyjob #skillstopaythebills #hustleandflow #bringinhomethebacon
"Man that's some serious hashtag abuse."
"Man that's some serious hashtag abuse."
by user_name July 28, 2014