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(verb) To constantly ask for favors of others without ever returning a favor. The favors start small, but blossom into large favors. Before you know it, you are the person's personal chauffer and paying their bills. Deception is often used to manipulate one into doing favors. One may also ask for pity to hartle you.
She asked him for a ride to work, a small loan for her phone bill, and gas money...before long, he realized he was being hartled.
by ChrisoSlick October 20, 2015
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A babe of a girl that you eye-up with your mates as she walks past. The type of girl that you're scared to ask for their number.
by bhummting July 10, 2008
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a name with chinese / turkish heritage; a Hartles can be seen as a vast encyclopedia of completely irrelevent and useless "facts" that will often be provided in times of mass confusion.
"A Hartles would have been more useful than that bloody lecturer!"
Guy 1: "It's weird how the snow doesn't melt on our street till much later than it does on other streets"
Guy 2: "Well that's because the sun doesn't shine on our street"
Guy 1 & 3: "What? Oh here we go General Knowledge; Hartles extreme!"
Guy 1: "Ah the soddin freeview box isn't workin"
Guy 2: "I know, I'll go pull on that wire outside see if that works..."
Guy 1: "Classic Hartles....."
(listening to Rihanna's "Disturbia" song)
"MAAATTEEE this song sounds just like Disturbia"
"That's probably because it is Disturbia mate.......What a Hartles"
Guy 1: "It's weird how the snow doesn't melt on our street till much later than it does on other streets"
Guy 2: "Well that's because the sun doesn't shine on our street"
Guy 1 & 3: "What? Oh here we go General Knowledge; Hartles extreme!"
Guy 1: "Ah the soddin freeview box isn't workin"
Guy 2: "I know, I'll go pull on that wire outside see if that works..."
Guy 1: "Classic Hartles....."
(listening to Rihanna's "Disturbia" song)
"MAAATTEEE this song sounds just like Disturbia"
"That's probably because it is Disturbia mate.......What a Hartles"
by Hartles-Blounter (Craig Ross) March 25, 2010