When someone uses the back of the toilet to defecate.
I flushed the toilet and brown water came squirting out, that Albertan idiot planted a harper!
by dumbslinger July 16, 2020
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Harper is a short sweet girl. She is overly dramatic at times. She’s always super pretty. She can have anger issues but she makes a good girlfriend and a better wife.
Boy:Hey Harper wanna go out with me?
Harper:sure you’re going take me to my fav restaurant right?
Boy:yeah!
Harper:let’s date!
Boy:ok!
by Prtgirl May 02, 2018
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Demanding girl, full of spunk and determination, but wants her own way all the time!! Beautiful girl with lovely long eyelashes and all she has to do is batter her lids and the boys are there!!
Harper
by frekinfrek February 04, 2010
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A very wonderful guy(: he makes my heart pound when I see him and he is the most cutest person ever. he is very loyal and can be charming. although he is short he is full of loge to give and will never let you down.(:
My boyfriend is a total Harper.

Ohh how I love him!
by HeyCutie(: March 26, 2010
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v. Dithering, performing needless tasks while gauging popular opinion.

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Quit harpering and make a decision. The house is burning; we should leave.

Does my hair look okay? What if the press is watching?
by gnostic 1 June 15, 2013
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a boy who is loyal , and treats girls right. He stays lit & makes right choices
Wow! That Harper kid is really chill.
by Preston H. August 10, 2017
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A girl that makes cheese with her eyes. Everyone in the neighborhood comes to a Harper with hope of getting delicious fresh cheese.
Girl: I'm on my way to a local Harper to get some fresh eyed cheese!
Boy: Oh, me too! I love me some Harper cheese!
by KittyKittyKat January 03, 2010
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