Ausie 1: Hey mate, your ground harness is getting loose
Asuie 2: Thanks mate, would have fallen into the sun without that
Asuie 2: Thanks mate, would have fallen into the sun without that
by @heavily_sinful January 29, 2018
A harness or leash for toddlers or unruly little tykes that a parent puts on the child while on outtings or shopping events to prevent the youngsters from becoming lost or getting into mischief.
Nancy's little brat goes wild when she takes him to the mall so she has to put a sillyboy harness on him to keep from having to chase him all over the place while she shops.
by timjb1 December 28, 2007
A strap that is worn while partying to keep your sunglasses either on your face or around your neck.
The party harness is often worn by the beer wolf and the party animal, but just about anyone can find comfort in its securing grip. Look for the party harness in these locations, apres ski, houseboating, tailgate parties, bbqs, sausage parties, beer festivals and pretty much anywhere people are found to be partying.
The party harness is often worn by the beer wolf and the party animal, but just about anyone can find comfort in its securing grip. Look for the party harness in these locations, apres ski, houseboating, tailgate parties, bbqs, sausage parties, beer festivals and pretty much anywhere people are found to be partying.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa March 14, 2010
A man that has a sex harness and sits in it while having his asshole eaten. There is 2 straps that keep the ass cheeks spread for better pleasure.
I was getting a rim job the other night and it wasn’t very pleasurable. Next time I’ll need to sit in my harness.
Man, you sure are a harness-man
Man, you sure are a harness-man
by Spiderlocnow August 13, 2019
A strap on dildo that attaches to the face. Also known as a Chindo. Found in LA in the Virgin music store, in a sex toy book. The picture was so graphic, all of the people there took a picture of it and sent it to all of their friends phone to teach everyone the wonderful ways of the Face Harness.
I love it when you face harness me. Put this face harness on your face and do me. Why the long penis?
by CHINDOR November 14, 2007
-i'm ganna go har one up, ya wanna kill yourself softly with me?
-are you ganna har me up or what bitch?
(bum me a cigarette)
-are you ganna har me up or what bitch?
(bum me a cigarette)
by deserae January 28, 2004
That dog is so crazy, it needs a neuter harness.
They need to put him in a neuter harness to make sure he doesn’t procreate.
I’ll never get to see my best friend again, his wife put him in a neuter harness.
After November 2, he will be put in a neuter harness.
They need to put him in a neuter harness to make sure he doesn’t procreate.
I’ll never get to see my best friend again, his wife put him in a neuter harness.
After November 2, he will be put in a neuter harness.
by King Smethnic III July 28, 2019