Hardly Boys wear Ed Hardy clothing and think they are cool/badass, when in fact they are really losers who could pass as homosexual. They get raging clues around each other.
Look at those Hardly Boys with their blowouts and CADILLAC tattoos, they are flaming douches.
by PAdubs August 11, 2010
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The term "Hardly Ableson" is used to mock Harley Davidson riders, simply because Hardly's bikes are overpriced, overweight, underpowered pieces of crap that don't handle.
My GSXR1000 is faster and handles better than your Hardly Ableson bath on wheels, go home you humpy c*** and shave that beard.
by Lee McC April 29, 2007
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feeling not yourself, feeling less than what you are capable of

antonyms:almost alice
Guy #1: Dude, i feel like im not hardly alice today
Guy #2: Go take a nap you feel better than
by /b/vader March 29, 2010
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A large displacement, 2 cylinder, highway cruiser motorcycle that is not made in the USA.

Can be used in long form, ie: Hardly Davidson

or short form, ie: Hardly
Guy 1) Hey man, check out my fully loaded, top of the line, metric cruiser. It's got an 1800 cc liquid-cooled V-twin engine, and all kinds of awesome technology and reliability for 19 grand, not 37 grand, know what I mean?

Guy2) So what man, it's still a Hardly Davidson
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Guy 1) Hey what kind of bike was that just went by?

Guy 2) I dunno, some kind of Hardly, I think.
by cberdonkey December 7, 2010
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Reaction to an absurd scenario commonly used in the west of Ireland
Katie: you’re a salty simp
Caoimhe: hardly salt
by Saltysimp April 9, 2021
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A derisive comment following another's bomb of a joke or action.
That's your idea of funny? Hardly-har-har...
by JoeShiner September 11, 2016
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An expression indicating a person is so abnormally large that they struggle slowly to move from one place to another on their own feet.

Shortened version of the saying, "(s)he can roll down a hill, but can hardly walk."
Yo dude, why are we moving so slow.

Well, that women up there rolls can hardly.
by Nottobrite September 19, 2005
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