Urban Dictionary: hard for that

agreeing with what someone has to say....

by yord May 21, 2011

Man's most magnificently majestic manifestation of masculinity, and the one potentially most exciting to a woman. It looks like a rocket ready to be launched, and has the same turbulent thrusting force and energy.
It signals to a woman that a guy is ready and able to have sex with her and eager to do so, which, if she finds him attractive, tends to kindle her interest. For that reason, it is a serious though common mistake for a guy to be embarrassed or self-conscious when he has an erection.

Freshman year, after pulling an all-nighter, I stripped and got in bed, only to wake a half hour later with an urgent need to piss. I got up without waking enough to know I was naked, much less that I had wood, and walked down the hall to the bathroom. Only as I walked past the open door of another room down the hall and saw a woman grad student staring at me with wide eyes did I look down and see I was sporting the most giant hard-on I'd ever seen in my life. Afterwards, she kidded a male grad student we were both friends with that I had a better body than he did. He replied, "You've seen more of it than I have."

by Adam Phillips August 18, 2006

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Harding

The most ultimate factor of cool.
the level of which a "harding" is awesome, is not measureable.

Can also be used as an sarcastic insult, stating that the subject is not cool.

No example needed.
When You meet a "harding" you will know

(sarcastic use)
TK: Dude, i just finished all my homework!
Einar: Whoa, you are such a harding...

by Harding-gut112 August 08, 2008

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Hard A

Generally used in the Northern regions of America, Hard A is short for Hard Alcohol or liquor. People from the south think it's dorky when the northeners use the term "hard a".

I've been sippin on some hard a.
You want a beer? No, i like hard a.

by jewell February 15, 2007

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hard

when a man is sexually turned on.

I made Victor hard when we had that hot one night stand.

by Stacy July 26, 2006

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hard on

An erection of the penile variety. Can i say erection on the internet?

Oi, cowboy from the village people! Did the leather man give you a hard on?

by Tom Brownlee July 29, 2003

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Hard

When a guy's penis is expanded to it's full size

Chad : Shit Mandy watching you brush your long blonde hair makes me so Hard!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rub that Hard dick of your's on my shorts!
Chad : Oh shit your your gym shorts are so silky Ahhhhhh! Oops looks like I soiled them with my special sauce!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rip them off and rub your Hard dick in my pussy!
Chad : Mmm Im gonna fill your little pussy up with Chad's special sauce!
Sara : Hey sis have you seen my gym shorts : What The Hell Are You Doing In My Bed?
Mandy : Get lost Sara Im trying to fuck Chad's Hard dick!
Sara : Oh wow he's super hard!
Chad : Hey Sara would you like to join us ive got plenty of Chad's special sauce for the both of you? (wink)
Sara : Oh Baby!
Chad : Oh Mandy Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Mandy : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Oh Sara Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Sara : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : Hey girls it's time for lunch OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Mandy : Get the fuck out mom Chad is getting Hard in our pussy's Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Sara : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Mmmm! You girls are so hot Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : O Wow looks like Chad is sticking his Hard dick inside Mandy & Sara! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!

by SlopNChop December 24, 2018

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