A white person that thinks or acts asian. The opposite of a twinkie. They are white on the outside and yellow inside.
Tom is such a hard boiled egg he smells like fish sause, eats goat and only listens to asian music.

Joe loves China so much lives in Chinatown what a hard boiled egg.
by A.B.C.D. and the crazy girls December 31, 2011
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A person who is so evil they'd resort to slapping turtles, just to feel pleasure.
"You Hard Boiled Turtle-Slapper!" Spiderman Noir said, calmly.
by MonarchistRun June 27, 2023
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Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock
by Guy June 17, 2006
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the act of consuming hard boiled eggs, quickly or even whole. this is usually done with two or more people. These people who normally do this who don't have any gag reflexes.
Sasha can do some deep throat action. She can swallow 23 eggs in a hard boiled egg challenge
by gleen September 30, 2012
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Imagine your a god right? And your being punished by the other gods for something, so they send you back down to earth to be reincarnated as a mortal.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.

You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.
"Mannn last night I was faded off that Hard Boiled Wind."
by GuapAchmed August 24, 2023
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An egg (trans person who doesn’t realise they are trans) who has been an egg for a longer than usual amount of time. Having one’s egg crack after their 40s is a usual qualifier, though this definition is somewhat subjective.
Bob: Alice is 70 and just realised she was trans after showing those signs for as long as I remember.
Claire: The life of a hard boiled egg, am I right?
by E hates Q July 18, 2023
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