A chubby, hairy, sweaty musical performer who sounds like N*Sync with a kinky twist yet all the hipsters, and girls, adore him. He is an amazing dancer and he rocks my panties off.

1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.

One of the famous quotes by author, Oskar David Bach.

Stupid stuff my mom says when she's trying to suggest the dog to sleep in my room.

Well they can be alright sometimes but that's just Jae. They have a big forehead and small ears. Likes being called: Simp,bitch,plant pot and basket ball. Don't fuck with em to much though or they will shit on you.

<3 Jae

jk

sumone who speaks a foriegn lanhuage who gets pisses off while loosing in counter strike

A silly looking harness designed for carrying a small child next to a persons chest.