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the confucius of this century to many teens. Can be located in the following mall stores: Spencers, spencer gifts, hot topic, claires, etc.

A "bunny" (rabbit), which declares negative statements while remaining in the utmost sincere attitude.
Most commonly known phrases by happy bunny:
"I hate everything"
"I'll be nicer when you're smarter"
"Cute but psycho, things evn out"
"Cute but eveil"
"I'm not listening"
"It's cute how stupid you are"
"I love boys, they're stupid"

Is spying on someone that bad? i mean, they're in your thoughts; you're in their bushes...
by just some girl March 25, 2005
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"Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don't pay taxes!!"
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The kick-ass Bunny you'll find chillin' in places like Hot Topic and Zumiez. Says mean but true quotes, while remaining cute.
"I know how you feel, I just don't care"

"it's all about me, deal with it"

"I love boys, they're stupid"

"you suck and that's sad"

"i love everybody. except you pinheads"

"love sucks big time"
by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004
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A drawing of an innocent rabbit saying rather mean things. A big hit with the girls because it must be anoter one of those cryptic things they like to say to be "cool," despite making absolutely no sense.

It's not very clever nor funny.
"Oh, look, Happy Bunny. It's saying 'I'd love you, but right now I hate you.' That's...cute...I guess..."
by A Little Pinprick July 14, 2006
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A rude and rather obnoxious bunny whose biting, sarcastic, yet stale remarks could only be viewed as endearing by the empty-headed preteen girls whose shirts they often adorn. He (she? it?) appears to be misandrist, and his/her/its ceaseless grin only adds to the aggravation of millions.
Preteen girl's Happy Bunny t-shirt caption: I know how you feel, I just don't care.

Guy reading it: Well, that's annoying.

Girl: Isn't it cute?

Guy: No. In fact, I am now predisposed to hate women and rabbits alike.
by Somnambulizt March 26, 2010
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The best damn bunny you'll ever meet, saying funny yet negative things. T-shirts, stickers, ect. are found in Hot Topic and Claire's.
"Whatever you moron"
"You're gross, I'm hot. Doesn't seem fair does it?"
"You suck big time"
"You're funny...looking"
"Wow, you're ugly"

-Happy Bunny
by Maddiekinz November 03, 2008
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A sarcastic bunny who used to be funny.
Popular with 12 year old Good Charlotte fans.
now: "Oh my God! That Happy Bunny shirt is so cute! It says "I hate everything!"
before: "Well, I *do* hate everything..."
by Meh. Go Away. January 02, 2006
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