When something happens in your life that's so bad its like getting a fresh delicious Happy Meal when you're starving to death opening the bag and seeing a big wad of shit on top!
by Dr. Schlaktus April 07, 2009
During the physical act of lovemaking a man first inserts his penis directly into his partners asshole he then proceeds to quickly consume a strategically placed fast food item, while additionally attempting to keep his member securly in his partners anus.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Jason : Hey dude you know what I did to Katie last night?
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
by darker May 11, 2009
Edward: Ok guys, so we just found out, WHEN YOU GO TO MCDONALDS, YOU CAN ORDER THE.. AMONG US HAPPY MEAL! THATS RIGHT! THE AMONG US HAPPY MEAL!
by relatlves June 03, 2021
by CommanD'OH January 01, 2010
Jack: "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it."
*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*
Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."
*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*
Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*
*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*
Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."
*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*
Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*
by Fishyghost January 18, 2008
Friend 1: Donny is eating paste...
Friend 2: Yeah, he's a few fries short of a happy meal.
Friend 1: dude i got in a car crash yesterday
Friend 2: did you survive!?
Friend 1: your a few fries short of a happy meal arent you?
Friend 2: ....... "o look a butterfly"
Friend 2: Yeah, he's a few fries short of a happy meal.
Friend 1: dude i got in a car crash yesterday
Friend 2: did you survive!?
Friend 1: your a few fries short of a happy meal arent you?
Friend 2: ....... "o look a butterfly"
by Johanusburg May 28, 2011
When one male lover squats down to shat in the open anus of another male lover. This is sometimes done as a sign of affection in Haitian gay district or southern US.
We was huntin' and I squat down to take a shit and that sombitch snuck over and gave me a West Virginia happy meal. Fuckin' thing didn't even have a toy in it.
by Lucky Bucky March 31, 2008

