A penis that hangs down. Never erect. Never gets hard. Girls don't like it. If you have one chances are you won't get laid.

Sex.

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

To go "All in" on a poker hand.

Massive floppy fat tits on a fat middle-aged woman.

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

large natural boobs, breasts or tits