N. The feeling of disbelief, regret and disorientation experienced upon waking up the morning after a night of clumsy, awkward drunken gay sex. Often accompanied by a sore asshole and the sour taste of alcohol mixed with seminal fluid, which can also be found in a dried state somewhere on the body, most often the chest, abs or face. Other evidence one has a hangayver includes the presence of another guy's boxers and/or jeans, anal lube, more than one used, dirty condom, a towel for "clean up" or the presence of another boy in your bed or showering frantically in your bathroom.
1 -- Boy #1: "Sup bro how was the party last night?"
Boy #2: (long pause) "Dude I don't know. I keep remembering wrestling around with some bro." (another long confused pause). "Were you over here last night man because some dude left his pants out on the couch."
Boy #1: (eyes a pair of boxers and used condoms on his friend's bed) "No... bro what's with the condoms? Did you hook up with a guy??"
Boy #2: "Whatever man. I gotta shit I feel like there's a tree up my ass."
Boy #1: "Ok dude, whatever. Enjoy your hangayver."
Boy #2: (long pause) "Dude I don't know. I keep remembering wrestling around with some bro." (another long confused pause). "Were you over here last night man because some dude left his pants out on the couch."
Boy #1: (eyes a pair of boxers and used condoms on his friend's bed) "No... bro what's with the condoms? Did you hook up with a guy??"
Boy #2: "Whatever man. I gotta shit I feel like there's a tree up my ass."
Boy #1: "Ok dude, whatever. Enjoy your hangayver."
by ucfryan November 07, 2006
When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
Jun 3 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

