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friend: dude did you smash?
you: yeah
friend: did you h*ld h*nds?
you: no bro i practice handstinence
you: yeah
friend: did you h*ld h*nds?
you: no bro i practice handstinence
by girlwtpho August 27, 2019
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Johnny: *returns from bathroom 6 minutes later*
Jonathan: how was your wank?
Johnny: No man, I had a really huge shit. Remember my handstinence?
Jonathan: how was your wank?
Johnny: No man, I had a really huge shit. Remember my handstinence?
by RoyalYoshi April 05, 2016