when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out

Using two hands to spread your ass cheeks in an attempt to silence an upcoming fart.

The act of launching someone with one/two arms, proceeding to hit the victims head onto a piece of furniture or wall.

A sexual act between a man and a woman where the man always has both of his hands somewhere on her body, this usually ends up in her getting fingered in the ass and vagina at the same time.

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton