Urban Dictionary: hands-on

Hand on it

Semi-perilous occupation usually involving large amounts of beer/cider and dropping your hand on to intimate parts of the lady sat next to you.

Occurances in pubs, clubs, sporting events, etc and when "out on it" in Bristol UK - can lead to feeding the ponyshocker

Fish was one for the ladies and frequently tried to lay his hand on it.

Ben was out "on it" before attempting to "hand on it" with a passing beauty!

by The Bigman June 17, 2009

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hands

the part on your body at the end of your arms with fingers that you type with dumbass!

My hands are cold!

by coca October 31, 2003

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Hand

In human females, a nail support.
In human males, a nut scratcher.
In drunk humans, a cup holder.

In humans in general, antonym of foot.
In non-human primates, synonym of foot.

"Dude, you're sitting on my hand"
"Shut up, I know."

by Fosterpython January 08, 2009

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Handful

Rough unit of measurement for the female breast. Often utilized when proposing the cutoff point at which larger breasts should no longer be considered more desirable than smaller ones - the ideal between too small and too large. There are three main schools of thought: that more than a handful (an apple) is a waste, that more than two handfuls (a cantaloupe) is a waste, or that more than three handfuls (a melon) is a waste.

-More than a handful is a waste. Any bigger, and they're less perky, and get saggy with age.
-Nah, too small. The best tits have you cumming buckets when you fuck them, but aren't so big that they're much longer than they are wide. Two handfuls is perfect.
-If I can't completely smother my dick between a pair of tits, they're too small. Three handfuls is best.

by JasperDee August 18, 2010