I really had to pee, but I knew mom was home, so I took the ride to the crib for a long island handjob
by Tbsbass1220 November 24, 2017
The act of when a old persian lady gets some tahdig and choresht and uses it as lube. After you cum she can have the hearted food cause the fun is so steamy.
by Agha cos kesh August 28, 2018
On June 26th this national holiday day is celebrated by giving a lover, stranger, or friend a handjob.
by Jasonandrewson June 26, 2021
National Handjob Day is on May 10th. On this day, any guy is authorized to ask a girl of their choice to give them a handjob.
A: “Hey, it’s National Handjob day today. Wanna give me a handjob?”
B: “Sure, come over to my place!”
B: “Sure, come over to my place!”
by Coronavaaarus April 21, 2020
A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.
Male equivalent of platonic fingering
Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob
Male equivalent of platonic fingering
Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob
by Whattareyoudoing March 18, 2018
A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts one on all five fingers. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but five little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with the thirty finger handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.
by TippyDippy85 September 07, 2020
A handjob, as the name implies, consisting of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppets 🤚🏼 for each finger and puts them all on prior to initiating a handjob. They then give a rigorous sensory overload handjob with 30 fingers for increased pleasure...think of it is as the ribbed condom of handjobs.
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game. So she decided to bust out the thirty finger handjob to bring it to the next level...so many fingers fro so much pleasure.
by TippyDippy85 September 07, 2020