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The annual celebration of the first time you pleasured yourself with your hand (AKA jerked it).
I'm going to get myself a new bottle of lotion to celebrate my handiversary.
by Jam1234567890 February 12, 2014
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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