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Masturbating with one hand and simultaneously using the other hand to strategically stick a finger in your butthole.
Was sleepy in class so I went home and performed a Handerson Pooper before my nap.
by JHollier5 November 18, 2015
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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