Hand Sanitizer

The most expensive thing during the corona virus

Damn that hand sanitizer is expensive

by RogueAssassin March 5, 2020

Hand Sanitizer

Liquid gold in today’s society.

Before the end times, you used to be able to buy hand sanitizer without taking out a loan.

by Not All Heroes Wear Drapes March 29, 2020

Hand Sanitizer

Do you want corona virus? NO, so you should probable put some hand sanitizer on and tell your friends to!

Hand Sanitizer kills more than 99.99% of germs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by thehoooops April 28, 2020

Hand Sanitizer

Much like Bigfoot, Unicorns and Mermaids, hand sanitizer is a magical and mythical life saving personal disinfectant that is widely spoken of, but no one has ever seen.

Hey bro, did you get any hand sanitizer? Have not seen it anywhere. Don't even think it exists anymore.

by Max Suba March 25, 2020

Hand Sanitizer

Popular delicacy. Also helps to clean the sins off your hands so you can look presentable and normal to the humans

Bill: Hey can I get some hand sanitizer?

Sam: Yes, I'm feeling thirsty of myself

Bill: what?

Sam: Ban op the teat

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022

hand sanitizer

A product that helps you discover new cuts you never knew you had.

I forgot that I had a cut on my pinky finger, so hand sanitizer made me remember it again.

by Jeremy X Universe December 13, 2015

hand sanitizer

Soap that kills 99%-99.99% (depending on how bold the marketers are) of germs without using water. You'll usually find hand sanitizer in classrooms, offices, and stores.

I didn't use Purell's hand sanitizer since it only killed 99.9% of germs. It seems much safer to use CVS' generic hand sanitizer since it kills 99.99% of germs.

by The Lamp of Enlightenment November 26, 2009