An alternative to having a girlfriend

a substitute for sex used in masturbation

Control in a relationship

1. Object of masturbation.
2. Object of mooseterbation.
3. Something that performs tasks.

used for slapping unobedient children
after all else fails use the hand

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A term used in graffiti referring to a quick tag that does not involve bubble letters or anything complicated.

a word said when someone says something really stupid in which it basically means "give me your hand so i can slap it, because you said something so fucking retarded or dumb its not funny."