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The handshake for which the shaker, sandwiches the shakee's hand between his/her two hands, the shaker tilts his/her head, and says something comforting.
John's dad just got hit by a car, so I gave him a comforting hand sandwich.
by SluseFAK December 01, 2007
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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n., when you have all of the ingredients for a sandwich, except bread, so you just eat the components out of your hand
I just took a giant hit from the bong and got the munchies, but the bread was moldy, so I had to eat a hand sandwich.
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
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This is where you are holding hands with someone, and one person encloses the held hands with their free hand, thus creating a sandwich of the hands.
Friend: So he held your hand?
You: Yeah, we made a hand sandwich
by Le Snaz Meister January 11, 2015
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When you rub a girl's vagina with your hand outside of the her underwear, but inside her pants.
"I couldn't finger her because her parents were in the front seat. So I just gave her a hand sandwich."
by Jason Lemmon March 14, 2008
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When you place your hand in-between another persons hand till nice and snug inside the two
Barry placed his hand in-between Sally's hand as it was cold, a nice hand sandwich
by Urbanrider97 November 22, 2018
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Hand sandwich.

Verb or noun.

Verb, the act of masturbarion. Begin with the right hand (I.E. the daily bread.) throw in some meat and finish with a little mayonnaise.

Noun

The end result of masturbating. Although edible it is not always recommend, kind of like spam.
Verb. After a long and unsatisfying day James decided to finish it up with a little hand sandwich.

Noun.

After an epic night at the bar James fed sally his hand sandwich.
by Deaftoboybands November 15, 2015
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