Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here
by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2018
The Florida/Floridian Hand Grenade is the act of pulling the muzzle off of an alligator/crocodile and quickly throwing it either at someone or into the room they occupy.
Man 1: Did you hear about that dude at the fast food drive through? He had a Floridian Hand Grenade and just threw it right in the window.
Man 2: He WHAT?
Man 2: He WHAT?
by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD March 1, 2021
Looks at those hand grenade, it is so mouthwatering that you could motorboat it all day and all night
by Menontits November 23, 2021
When a girl is on her period and already in a bad mood. So you proceed to turn her on and when you finally get the chance, you pull the rope on her ramping and run as fast as you can.
Yeah, she's on the rag right now and won't put out. So I surprised her with a hand grenade and hauled ass outta there.
by Bkow March 17, 2017
While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.
by Friendgroupisbored July 20, 2021
by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021