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a mix between a zebra and a hampster, usuually small and fuzzy and stiped, and eats tatertots that are super hot. and doesn't drink water, oh and doesn't exist, yet, you wanna make one?
person 1)dude. my dick feels like a hamzebra.
Person 2) AWESOME, can i feel?
Person 1) heck yes dood.

person 1) i just saw a hamzebra
Person 2) really
Person 1) no dumb ass they dont exist. (yet)
by Izzy Hernandez November 10, 2007
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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An animal which has qualities of both the zebra and the hamster; Bodies may vary animal to animal.
That Ham-Zebra had zebra legs, A hamster head, And a Zebra penis.
by Death Fetish 13007 November 16, 2007
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