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hamwitch

An inverse han sandwitch, where the a piece of bread is placed between two large chunks of ham.

This hamwitch is so much better than the regular sandwitches I eat.

by Milcho January 15, 2008

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cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

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hamwitch

1. A sandwich composed of 2 or more varieties of ham.

2. A Threesome involving to very large men and a really white girl between them.

1. Bob: "I made a hamwitch and it had Black Forest, Sugur, Honey Baked and Virginia Ham."
Bill: "Why would you waste Virginia Ham in hamwitch?"

2. Bob: "I rented Hamwitches 9 from the Adult theater."
Bill: Upon seeing it vomit "why...?"

by Luke AKA "Blodnie" January 16, 2008

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