v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.
---See Richard Gere

Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.

Jacking off to small desert rodents.
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v: the process of masturbating on xhamster.com, similar to chaturbate