European hamsters, Syrian hahamsters and Chinese dwarf hamsters are rodents related to mice and rats

That tiny pet you have because you're a lonely fuck.

Fat chipmunk that likes running in circles and eating rabbit food

An adult female hockey player who likes to play exclusively on men’s teams. Usually the “Hamster” creates a lot of issues with the other players’ wives and she creates awkward locker room scenarios.

A hamster is a small, round rodent that usually people keep as a pet. They are so cute and adorable that you almost want to grill one and eat it. Their life purpose is to make a whole loop around their running wheel, but always remember that under that cute little fur there is a tiny murderer who is watching you sleep.

A very throwable animal. Makes a really good baseball.

A throwable animal. A great baseball.