a sweet little cuddly friend wants to play with you!
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by squeakthehamster October 30, 2019
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Hamsters are cute furry creatures that are often mishandled and misunderstood. They are nocturnal and have large eyes, small ears, and small potato-like bodies. Syrian hamsters are bigger than dwarf hamster. They need lots of care and are not suitable for small children as 'starter pets'. Practically every cage you see in a hamster section is not large enough for hamsters.
My hamster just drank from its water bottle!
by hamstersareawesome April 20, 2019
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I small fine-haired animal of Class Rodentia commonly associated with hamster milk products. Known well to highclass chefs, hamster cream cheese is an expensive and rare delicacey.

vb. to hamst
adj. hamstish
adv. hamstishly
The hamster hamsted hamstishly.
by Deathicus August 30, 2004
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>skateboarder slang meaning "fuck", usually used as an exclamation
>also refers to an evil, fluffy creature that likes to run around in a little plastic ball and get eaten by your dog
"Hamster! Mike just jack-knifed on that kicky back noseblunt!"
"Dude, that's my hamster! Get it out of your pants!"
by sarah August 7, 2004
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The new "dawg"; a buddy or friend.
Wut up, hamster? Come to my crib and chill wit the biatches, word.
by Anonymous January 23, 2003
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(noun): a bitter tubby guy who thinks he is hot shit.

(adjective): used as way to describe an ugly fat guy, who is a conceited douche bag
Sandy: " wow, I cant believe that hamster ass mothafucker called me a scavenger!"

Lucy: " Yeah , that fat fuck has nothing else to say, he's just bitter he couldnt get any..hahah"

Sandy: " Hamsters , these days, smh"
by pgs squad April 27, 2010
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a nickname for a very pointy haired, pointy nosed drummer who isn't very nice and has a high pitched-ish voice. best friends include a guitar player resembling a cross eyed rabbit and a very nice bassist slightly resembling a mouse.
Did you see hamster today? He was being such an ass, I just wanted to be like 'yo, your nose is way too pointy.'
by x0als0x December 7, 2005
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